whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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