Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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