just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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