you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think your dad took our porno
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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