carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I am spending my child support on dildos
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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