I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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