I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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