she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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