Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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