drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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