Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
handjob tips. give me some.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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