I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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