yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
