Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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