I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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