if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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