I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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