there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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