I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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