I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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