for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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