Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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