is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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