i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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