"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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