Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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