We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
