GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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