The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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