Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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