She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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