Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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