Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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