Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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