his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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