Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
How naked do you want me to be?
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