Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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