i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
two words...techno handjob
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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