Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Randomize
