if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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