I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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