so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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