Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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