I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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