I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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