You're my little dorito
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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