just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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