I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
