I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
‪I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse. ‬
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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