therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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