I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
