After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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