I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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