I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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